These are oh so juicy lip glosses with a photo of the guy of your choice inside a capricious cap. There he is on one side, handsome as they come in killer clothes. What’s on the other side? Flick your wrist and try to suppress the triumphant smile when you see that you’ve torn the togs off Timothy or divested David of duds.

Plus and this is a big plus – how about a dash of pheromone? The vial is decorated with pheromone laced ink. Just give the ink a little rub to release this wee bit of magic then stand back…or move forward, as you choose.

David is a muscular rascal with gloss to match – a full-bodied claret. Timothy is what every mother hopes you bring home, so sweet he sends you roses, which is the color of his gloss. James is a tousle haired cutie whose gloss is petal pink.

Of course, these gents are great but just wait until you meet the other five! Haven’t you always wanted a basketball team?

- Gail Cooke